Cranked & Ranked

Cranked & Ranked Holiday Special 2025

It's the 5th annual Cranked & Ranked Holiday special! Featuring our top 5 "Christmas movies", the Cadbury Roses assorted chocolates ranked, and some Kerrang! magazine quizzes from 1988!

Slashed & Mashed: Judas Priest - Tim "Ripper" Owens Albums

Join us as we discuss another "other singer" era of a legendary metal band and turn two under-appreciated metal albums into the ultimate Tim "Ripper" Owens Judas Priest compilation. ...and yes, there are tangents...

Cranked & Ranked: Suicidal Tendencies

We finally get around to ranking the full-length album discography of crossover thrash metal icons, Suicidal Tendencies.

Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 2015

Our top 10 favorite albums of 2015.

Cranked & Ranked: Dokken

Rockin' with Dokken (and a buttload of tangents).

Cranked & Ranked: Sleep Token

Tangents abound. Cool points? Not so much.

Cranked & Ranked: KISS Live Albums

On this tangent-filled episode, we rank all of the major KISS live albums as we morn the untimely loss of the Spaceman.

Cranked & Ranked: Mastodon

The dudes finally get around to ranking Old Head's favorite metal band of this millennium!

Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Most Important Albums of Our Lives

The albums that excited us, inspired us, and made us who we are.

Cranked & Ranked: Morbid Angel

We finally get around to ranking the full-length studio album discography of one of the most influential bands in death metal. Plus, Eddie coins a new aesthetic and unleashes a new character. Tangents abound.